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Who's Alt Am I? Inquiring Minds want to Know


Am I rin? She can be annoying at times, she hates God, never has nothing nice to say about anyone unless there is something in it for her and she is clearly a poorly raised Northerner.  Rin, despite all her challenges, writes legibly, but unfortunately, always with ill intent and froths with hate for anything or anyone she can't manipulate to how she sees the world.  I on the other hand, rarely annoy people, love my Lord Jesus, have always said nice things here about almost everyone and I am a properly raised Southern Belle!  As much as I respect rin for overcoming the obstacles and disabilities in her life, I am not her. 

Am I shylilazn? She's bossy, does not work, got pregnant before getting married, rarely a kind word comes from her razor thin lips, she's got a horrible bed side manner and she thinks she can do everything to perfection. I am totally hospitable, work long hours, did not grow up a slut, I always have kind words for everyone, I am extremely empathetic to people's feelings and I strive for perfection through legitimate sources. So, as much as I admire shylilazn for her sassiness, good looks(?) and self taught mediocrity, I am not her. 

Am I Tyeada? She does work long hours, is pretty like me, she is smarter and much more well mannered then any of you here. She is also a sound writer, a little long winded at times, but she's worth it. However, she lives in the backwoods of Canada, smokes pot, hates guns and can be rough around the edges at times. What she lacks in intelligence and education is overcome with her courage and hard work. Again, I am an American, see pot as the Devil's plant, am always refined in my manner and I'm Annie Oakley if you come snooping around my bush. I think Tyeada is like a well healed tornado, pretty from a distance, but just keep your distance if you know what's good fer ya! 

It was after a long sweet chat with Cupcakes, that I realized for a gal to be known as herself at eBaum's and not someones alt she's gots to be someone to be reconned with. A girl has gots to be a snake in the grass, like rin, an irritated Chimpanzee like shylilazn or a feisty mink like Tyeada. A girls gotta stand up for herself, but she must identify herself, lest she be thought as an alt or worse a fella. 
I shared some things with Cupcakes I haven't shared with you all, so I'm going to now so you know I'm a real person and not some bimbo's alt. That will be a blog for another day or perhaps in feature chat I'll be more personable with all my good and witty friends. Thanks and as my daddy use to say, "Hasta Lazana, Dont get none on ya"
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