the fall of man
God was bored one day so He made a universe. First He separated solids from liquids, n there a planet formed. Then He separated light from darkness. Then we had day n night. Then He planted some trees and grass, vegetables, fruits, roses, violets. He saw it was so pretty that He had to make something else to enjoy what He made. So he made some butterflies, ants, worms, deer, hogs. All the animals enjoyed what He made and worked for, but didn't acknowledge the God that made it. He was frustrated and pissed the fuck off, so He made a human being to feel His mighty wrath. First he made a man, then He made a woman to piss the man off so he could feel the pain of not being able to be loved.
Frogbob Uploaded 07/04/2013