Just a day in the life of Puddle, Ebaums most notorious and highly coveted user.
Today I went to the park. It was a fine park. I fed the ducks. Picked up after other people's dogs. Scolded some young kids for smashing beer bottles and sat on a bench. I stared intently at the stroller pushers, fathers with those book bags for babies, and helped a little retarded boy fly a kite. Until his father chased me away because I bent down to tie my shoe and from afar I guess it looked like my head was near the boys crotch. Anyhoo... weather pending, I might make this my weekendly routine. I sure had fun. Even stopped by old roy's ice cream escapade truck and treated myself to a waffle cone.
Puddle_Jumper Uploaded 07/14/2013