Pulling Something out of an Ass!
I was readying my BBQ for some slow cooked charcoal broiled prime rib when I heard my dog yelping. Glancing over, he was rubbing his arse on my rhubarb, I was about ready to laugh thinking some wasp just stung his arse. However, on closer observation it appeared more serious. Not a laughing matter. I saw a ten inch portion of what looked like a tape worm hanging out his rectum. Just as I felt the need to speed him over to the vet, it dawned on me. That little hound ate the string from the previous nights pork roast. I gently removed it from his puckered ass and all was well. Poor thing ran into the house looking like he just got butt raped.
Letemdangle Uploaded 10/21/2013