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The reason I lost my suckface job...

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Well, I was a overnight kinda guy, you know, all the wonderful thrills of no customers, and the fact you could be as gross as you wanted to and no one could stop you, I guess it's quite the story on how I got fired, the thing I was fired for the making of a potato gun, and well getting caught launching a ass load of glow sticks across the interstate. But what gets me is the fact is the reason I got fired has nothing on everything I did before that day came...

Well, here it goes, my story...


I started, I had no clue what the hell to do, I slung wood, laugh I know you want to, anyway I got the pleasure of learning how to drive a forklift, no less then a week later I put one through a glass door. Well they were mad but no biggie, a little while goes by and I decide to take a few riding lawnmowers out for a spin, did you know if you slammed it into gear hard enough you could make that SOB pop a wheelie, but if you're like me you have to push it a little harder and make it flip on you, yea, that was a bad night for me...

One of my best memories was making steel plates for my shoes and holding on to the back of the forklift and making sparks all through out the store, lol, oh the fun I had...

And how could I forget the night I decided to ghost ride a forklift and crash into a pole... yep...

And then then mother of all evil, the night I found a abandoned car, and well I destroyed, stabbing it with the forklift blades, popping tires, breaking windows, and then... picking it up 10 feet off the ground and dropping it, what a thrill...

And to think, I got fired cause of a potato gun, I just wonder what their faces looked like when they watched those videos from months and months before hand and know what they were thinking...


"How the hell is this guy still alive?"

LOL

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