Picking up women:

Step 1:

Don't be autistic. If you are, forget about anything else, and focus just on step 5.


Step 2:

Start with a nice symmetric face.
NO:
 

YES:




Step 3:

Be bold, famous, mature, with experience. Chicks are gonna be all over that.

Basically be like me.



Make it on ebaums, and you'll get all the pussy.


Step 4:

Use tinder. Women are loose on there.


Step 5:

If somehow you are still failing, try money, foreign chicks, fat chicks, and mix a little alcohol in there.


Step 6:

If you're still failing, just get a hooker already.