There I was, fapping furiously. Tugging on my dick like it owed me money. Peaking in the window from outside the Gay House watching Sean, Clark, bC, and Big Gay Banjo playing GTA5.I fapped and fapped just wishing that one day I could play with those legends. The O.G's. Suddenly I was grabbed from behind and a quiet voice whispered in my ear and said "im thumbing this down" I gasped, I turned around and it was BV. He told me he has been watching these guys for months. We headed to his trailer and he showed me about 40 of his monitors. He had a white board with a Death List. After I helped him off his wheelchair with made sweet tender love while he thumbed everyone down.

Drunk off the cheap booze I was fed, I stumbled to the basement and found a pile of what looked like to be piss jugs, I scattered through them and found Puddle_Jumper eating a hot pocket. Posters of a huge fat chick (probably Rhonda) what a whore. Puddle is BV's son.  

The End.