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When George Burns was 97 years old, he was interviewed by Oprah
Oprah asked, 'Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? 
You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.'
George said, 'I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when
I do it.'
Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your
George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing and I am quite good
at it.'
Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man, would you do it with
So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, 'I just don't
believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man.'
George said, 'The second time is even better than the first time.'
Oprah said, 'You can really do it again at your age?'
George said, 'Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles in
your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in
thirty minutes.'
When she woke him up they again had great sex and Oprah was beside
herself with joy. She said, 'Oh Mr.
Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have
it be better than the first time. At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!'
George said that the third time would be even better. George said,
'You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your
right hand and call me in thirty minutes.'
Oprah said, 'Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your
George said, 'No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman, she
stole my wallet.'

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