What a way to cover Up
Well No one knows me thats fine I dont know you. Lately I seen the whole Sex thing out in the open Like this week douche bag from the X=files goes in to Rehab for sex addiction. Sex addiction are you shitting me Here this will save anyone thousands of dollars so write this down. One go to wal-marts and get a bottle of Jergins aka Jerk-kens Lotion for the lonly/fat/cant get pussy/ass people out there, Then get a porno or download it and quietly Do what comes naturaly. No the douche bag who has a decent wife got to go to rehab. So he plays a sexist pig on his shotime show how funny life imatates art right. so how does the rehab work in sex cases? I feel they lock you in a white wall room after blind folding your ass and in the same room with dee snyder screaming and voicing over of were not gonna take it by changing the words were not gonna yank it. After like 3 weeks and being force fed salt peter you get a clean sexual bill of health? That is scarry enought for me
Then you have the Preacher who faked cancer to cover up a sex porn addiction. To me sex isnt a addiction it isnt like you can get a pill otc to get the addiction to go away. Michael Guglielmucci is his name he faked cancer and had a oxgen mask on his nose while singing a song he made popular. Then his followers were like Umm Oh he has a sickness god can cure. Ok look fuckers he was a voice for god but He lied to cover a porn/sex addiction? Shit this pisses me off When i was a child my mother found out I was comming of age and she sat me down and talked about porn and how it could lead to addiction. I tried to lie saying that the 50+ playboys where not mine. Shit I mean fuck I should have told her Umm I got cancer would she have brought it? No cause my ass would have been as red as a fire truck in a heart beat. They just continue on like oh it is nuttin just God will heal him. Fuck If God wanna heal me send me to a island of Naked girl and xbox 360s and beer/liquir pouring out of every fountain. Yeah that will heal my addiction and fantasy man i hit 2 at once.
So the ramble and the gamble is FUck be free If you have a sex problem always remeber it is only a problem if you aint getting any. Fuck rehab thats for quiter and note to god I am still waiting
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