there was an old farmer who sat on a rock

stroking his whiskers and shaking his..

fist at the neighbors who sat on their ricks

they're teaching their children to play with their

kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore

along came a lady who looked like a 

decent young lady who walked like a duck

she said she discovered a new way to

Bring up the children to sew and to knit

the boys in the stable were shoveling up

contents of stables left after the hunt

the carman was feeling a nice piece of

straw from the stable cleaning the walls

in came the dear maid to play with his

dog in the dairy where she did belong

and if you think this song's dirty you're f*cking well wrong