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Þå†rÏÇk

 

says:

Who was the first person to look at a and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

T says:

jesus

T says:

he was kind of a perv

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

T says:

only on tuesdays

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

T says:

only on the fourth year

Þå†rÏÇk

 

says:

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change

their name to Knockers?

T says:

or dingers

says:

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

T says:

not everyone does

T says:

he's had more assassination attempts than all the presidents combines

Þå†rÏÇk

 

says:

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

T says:

yeah thats true

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

T says:

look in the news: 4 killed in microwave meltdown

Þå†rÏÇk

 

says:

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

T says:

no it would be a damn expensive fork

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

headlines-- "Fork Stollen From Home"

T says:

and later...."mickey mouse found dead"

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

T says:

yeha thats the only type of bathroom they have

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

T says:

lol been there man

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

T says:

animation

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

T says:

lol they'd be in the loony bin

T says:

"i found myself!"

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them

T says:

underwater

T says:

thets why when it's gonnarain they peck into the wood like why the ark sank

Þå†rÏÇk

 

says:

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

T says:

people like shapes

Þå†rÏÇk--

 

says:

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

T says:

wood and corpses

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