I will keep this brief as I don't want vaginas to become a regular theme with me but I was thinking of shaved vaginas during one of the 326 sexual fantasies I've had today. I think hardwood floors look great but, ladies, stubble is NOT a turn on. I think I would rather tap a big ol' 1980's beav-beard than scrape myself raw trying to pump my pollywogs on a stubbly, whiskery poorly shaven vag.

Make sure it's well shorn lest intercourse with you be like getting a blowjob from Mel Gibson.

That is all.