The alaskan retard is a rare specimen in what you call "earth". It servives in the wild with 2 floaties and a bicycle helment. With out its floatie it will swim in circles countlessly untill it runs out of energy and begins to drool untill he drowns. His language is very simple all he says is "nayhaaa" and the occasional "huwaaa". If you ever see this rare creature please help it in any kind of way like getting it new floaties if the old ones run out of air or rip.