I'll never forget my first real kiss. I was never too popular as I was too small for football and other sports. I was in 9th grade watching our homecoming game with some friends and met someone. We started talking and agreed to meet under the bleachers after the game. I was nervous as hell.

After the game I ditched my friends and hurried to the bleachers. Imagine how lucky and privileged I was. I couldn't believe it. There I was, a lanky, awkward 14 yr-old and Mr. Olson was vice-principal of a WHOLE SCHOOL!!!

He needed a shave.