I think I'll start a band. I can't carry a tune but they have computers to correct your pitch. I can only play a few chords but I can learn to program a drum machine and sample a few bits from old songs and have myself some real melodies.

I want to call my band Love Times Infinity. (I think LXI would make a cool logo) I will write a song with lyrics like:

I met my baby on MySpace,

You know she really has a nice face,

She's a real nice female,

Every day I rush home to check my email...

And so on.

I'll dress semi emo, faggy and wear eye liner. I'll highlight dancing because the thing I listen to MOST on a CD is the dancing!

What will all that get me? From the looks of things I'm thinking an award at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Now that's REAL MUSIC!