WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE E-REP POINTS?! im sorry but come on, im by no means a new fag, ive had an account on ebaums for a good couple of years, and this introduction of e points seems like a complete load of bollocks!

its a great way to make the biggest douches feel important, perhaps one day they might even become, dare i say it, the ONE!...actually hold on a sec...oh yes that's right it's not. i's a great way to do fuck all, wow that harley is so gunna be mine after 300 years of getting 250 points a day, actually i think i'll just contribute more to ebaums i'll definitely break the 2,500 mark that way it will only take me 30 years. hold on a sec its a fucking harley we are talking about here, i will do everything within my powers to get it ill get 25,000 points a day then within 3 years of wasting my time i will be able to ride my unemployer obese ass straight up to McDonalds and order my usual of 15 large fries 7 large burgers 3 huge cokes and maybe a couple of McFlurries!

but wait a second, i've wasted 3 years of my life getting this harley, i gave up work (shit how will i pay for tax etc) i became a recluse (well those points wern't going to accumilate them selves were they!) and i stayed home all day eating my own weight in processed shit.

and then i woke up!... was it true? or had it all been a terrible dream?! i looked down the bed, what were those pink things staring back at my...FEET? it was just a dream! the relief came crashing down on my like Jism22's mum.

well there is obviously no way that one person alone can amass 27 million points, i guess i will have to make do with aiming for that ps3, that is my new 3 year plan!