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Famous Last Words

  • I'll get a world record for this.

  • Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

  • Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!

  • Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

  • Here's my Kent State student ID.

  • It's fireproof.

  • He's probably just hibernating.

  • What does this button do?

  • I'm making a citizen's arrest.

  • Can we get a vision plan?

  • So, you're a cannibal.

  • It's probably just a rash.

  • Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?

  • Are you sure the power is off?

  • Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

  • No, my shoes aren't untied.

  • The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

  • What do you mean, "I'll be back"?

  • Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?

  • Pull the pin and count to what?

  • Which wire was I supposed to cut?

  • I wonder where the mother bear is.

  • I've seen this done on TV.

  • These are the good kind of mushrooms.

  • I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

  • What's that priest doing here?

  • You look just like Charles Manson.

  • Let it down slowly.

  • Rat poison only kills rats.

  • OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

  • It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

  • I'll get your toast out.

  • Give me liberty or give me death.

  • Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

  • It's strong enough for both of us.

  • This doesn't taste right.

  • I can make this light before it changes.

  • Nice doggie.

  • I can do that with my eyes closed.

  • I've done this before.

  • Well we've made it this far.

  • That's odd.

  • Hey that's not a violin.

  • I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.

  • I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

  • You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

  • OK this is the last time.

  • Don't be so superstitious.

  • Now watch this.

  • This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.

  • That birthmark on your head looks like 999.

  • What duck?

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