Ok so i play football for my highschool team at the varcity level. we are playing an intracity team which is porbably hands down the worse team in the confrense. these guys had 15 people from the senior and junior grades playing varcity the rest are all freshman and sophmore, i guess all the other seniors and juniors are too hood to play football. I have a friend named dillion in the stands. dillion is stoned and drunk and pretty crazy. a ways into the game, im not sure exactly when cuz i was pounding the shit out of the quarterback at the time, dillion jumps down from the stands and streaks on the track infront of our bleechers. now remeber dillion is trashed and if you tell a trashed person to run around nekkd they will, i know from experience. needless to say the security guard was on that, 6 something 250lbs security guard whose on the kc cheifs practice squad.....yeah. dillion trys to jump a fence, if he would have he would of made it. sadly he gave up and yelled ok you got me. at this point the security guard proceded to full on tackle him. now hes fucked for indecent exposure, drinking, possesion of alchole and marijuana plus he was alredy on porbation for doing donuts in the grass at a local park. amazing what people will risk for laughs.