Gems found in the Urban Dictionary
Since my success in finding that post on Creeping Jennie, I decided to go ahead and search for other gems within Urbandictionary.com, here are a couple that I would like to share with all you wonderful people. (Just kidding, I fucking hate you all.)
"That cracka stole my pinto while I was getting my food stamps and welfare!"
The Dude who mows my lawn.
"Jesus, you missed a spot."
The process in which a black man becomes a white woman.
"Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson"
A dopey suburban white guy who tries to act black, to great comic effect for everyone else.
One who should be discriminated against when trying to gain entry to clubs, restaurants, etc., rather than actual African-Americans.
"Who let all these ridiculous wiggers in here? Oh well, at least they're good for a laugh."
A place full of stolen media with ebaumsworld.com plastered all over it
"There is no God, because Eric Bauman hasn't been sued to hell yet."
Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.
"That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face."
The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"
The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.
"In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class."
An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.
Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.
A crooked bastard who owns ebaum's world and makes millions off of stolen flash games and short cartoons. Sites like albino blacksheep, something awful, and YTMND have joined forces to try and get his site erased. He's also hated by 99 out of 100 people.
"eric bauman=gayest faggot in the world"
These were all real submissions... so yeah, I'm sick of copy paste lists, and would rather see REAL ORIGIONAL Material. (Is that so fucking hard to ask)