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Friday

Well I did it again, I got my ass out of trouble with the police.  And here's how. ( I haven't posted anything for awhile so bear with me)

Basically on friday night, I partied it up with a couple of my buddies in some woods, got drunk, walked to another nearby party, then stumbled back to the woods.  At this point i dropped to the ground and proceeded to pass out. I woke up at about 5:45 in the mornin' with only 2 guys out of the main group still around.  So all of us stumble back to my car and then we sleep until about 9:30.  As I wake up, still drunk and full of smoke, I ask my friends if they'd like to go to McDonalds. So I start up the car and start to drive down the street and then, low and behold, a police cruiser comes up on me and turns on his lights. (I'm fucked right?) So anyway, he comes to my window and tells me that he got a call that there was a car with three dudes inside sleeping. Jesus Christ how stupid could I be! I drunk parked in front of a house without even realizing it! But yea, the cop asks if i was drinkin, and I say yea because i know he'll find out eventually so then he goes through all our information, tells me there's a "zero tolerance" policy on underage drinkin blah blah.  Makes my friend get in the driver's seat. And then, get this, he tells me that we're not going to get any tickets and that we need to drive straight home. HOLY SHIT!! THIS COP IS A GIFT FROM GOD!!! I couldn't believe it! so then he leaves and his back up comes up to us, gives us our ID back and he goes, "It smells like a brewery in here, you boys go straight home, ok?" Holy fuck, how lucky am i?  And this isn't my first experience with cops either, and every time they've always been pretty nice.  There's this mentality that cops are all pricks and some of them are, but I think that most are just decent guys tryin to do their job.  But who knows? Maybe next time I run into trouble I'll get my face pounded into the back of a cruiser....

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