Weekly Top Phive from Shylilazn and Letemdangle
Letemdangle
Published
09/06/2012
Shylilazn approached me earlier today to do a top Phive with her. She expressed, that she highly respected my taste in music and felt we could make a great Top Phive for "Pop Music past and present". I agreed, and we started exchanging ideas, videos, and nude photos.
It must be a generational thing, but aside from the nude photos, we couldn't agree on a top phive and what 10 inches should look like. She has more up to date tastes and I, well I don't want to brag, but I am a musical expert, but must always keep am open ear.
To avoid and endless stream of comments regarding the selections I gave in and will present her picks with great reservation. I will leave it up to the audience to decide if her choices are top Phive worthy.
A Blast from the Past. Jimmy Cross and I Want my Baby Back. Classic, chick dies, man mourns with satirical overtones and Goth like emotion.
This next "Hit" by the Cheeky Girls, Touch my Bum, may have improved my argument regarding 10 inches, but a Top Phive pop song? Shylilazn explained, tight little shorts are in and Russian girls rule the net.
I just about fell off my chair when she brought up, Lou Reed! I was, yea, OK, potential there. But then she hit me with, Metal Machine Music. WTF! Even the dead writhe in despair after about two minutes of that cacophony of disembowelled moldwarp. But here it is. Take a deep breath!
The next selection seems moderate in comparison, but Shylilazn assured me Design the Skyline is the future of Pop music. She explained, "The guys are hot, they play cool instruments and have a sugar daddy". EEEkkS!
Of course, Disco was a big part of pop music and Shylilazn insisted we include it's "Genre", (Fuck I hate that word) in our Pop Top Phive. I hate Disco music being a rocker at the time, I chose Dancing Queen but bratty Shylilazn wants, Dance with me, by some English bloke that goes by the name Reginald Bosanque? Perhaps she has a thing for older guys? I guess at least it is humorous? I'm not sure?
Well, there you have Shylilazn's Top Phive Pop tunes.
It must be a generational thing, but aside from the nude photos, we couldn't agree on a top phive and what 10 inches should look like. She has more up to date tastes and I, well I don't want to brag, but I am a musical expert, but must always keep am open ear.
To avoid and endless stream of comments regarding the selections I gave in and will present her picks with great reservation. I will leave it up to the audience to decide if her choices are top Phive worthy.
A Blast from the Past. Jimmy Cross and I Want my Baby Back. Classic, chick dies, man mourns with satirical overtones and Goth like emotion.
This next "Hit" by the Cheeky Girls, Touch my Bum, may have improved my argument regarding 10 inches, but a Top Phive pop song? Shylilazn explained, tight little shorts are in and Russian girls rule the net.
I just about fell off my chair when she brought up, Lou Reed! I was, yea, OK, potential there. But then she hit me with, Metal Machine Music. WTF! Even the dead writhe in despair after about two minutes of that cacophony of disembowelled moldwarp. But here it is. Take a deep breath!
The next selection seems moderate in comparison, but Shylilazn assured me Design the Skyline is the future of Pop music. She explained, "The guys are hot, they play cool instruments and have a sugar daddy". EEEkkS!
Of course, Disco was a big part of pop music and Shylilazn insisted we include it's "Genre", (Fuck I hate that word) in our Pop Top Phive. I hate Disco music being a rocker at the time, I chose Dancing Queen but bratty Shylilazn wants, Dance with me, by some English bloke that goes by the name Reginald Bosanque? Perhaps she has a thing for older guys? I guess at least it is humorous? I'm not sure?
Well, there you have Shylilazn's Top Phive Pop tunes.
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