I've been coming to this site for a few months now. In that time I have managed to befriend quite a few people on here and make a few enemies. Here lately, it seems as though more asscunts are coming out of the woodwork. I have more people who hate me for no reason now than I have ever had. They continuously spew shit and, the majority of the time, they are extremely bad at it. It's becoming quite entertaining, seeing what these people leave on my profile and what they put in reply to my comments. They actually believe they know me because of what I say on here and what others say about me. It just cracks me up how seriously some people take shit around here! Here are a few pointers for those of you who would have diarrhea of the keyboard:

1. If you're going to insult someone, make sure you make yourself look more ignorant than the person you are insulting. That way, you will be taken seriously.

2. Check your spelling and grammar. Lord knows no one wants to spell "douche" wrong!

3. Don't be bland about it. Add some spice to your comments so people know you're not fooling around.

4. Don't forget to make hollow threats and false statements. Those things are key to letting others know you mean business!

5. By all means, make assumptions based solely on fictitious arguments and conversations.

6. Last, but certainly not least, don't let the fact that you don't bother someone with your comments deter you from trying even harder to make them break. Eventually, I'm sure, they will give in and start to believe everything you say and feel just awful about theirself.

Thank you all, and keep those insults coming! The day is not complete without someone typing supposedly hurtful things that make me laugh.