Since im 100% positive nobody was able to finish megafail 900 page report on things people have said about me, i decided to post a shorter, sweeter blog about what our favorite child molester does in his spare time:
Jacking off into his dads socks and the family toothpaste.
Fighting retarded children.
Looking for girls at St. Judes Children Hospital.
Using his easy bake oven.
Recording his own Just for Men commercials.
Calling Cellino and Barnes for phone sex.
Naked Tae Bo.
Althought i could go on all day, the real question is why? This guys life could be summed up in his user name.