1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am tired = I am tired

3. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage

5. I love you = Lets have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex

7. What's wrong = I guess sex is out of the question

8. May i have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Can i call you sometime = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Do you want to go to the movies = I'd like to have sex with you

11. Can i take you out for dinner sometime = I'd like to have sex with you

12. Will you marry me = I want to make it illegal for others to have sex with you

13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within 3 minutes

14. Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that i am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

15. I dont think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay