I just saw this commercial on television:

What fun, collect the dog shit to be victorious.  I'm not sure why the kids are using the yellow play dough when brown would be more appropriate.

Here's one that didn't stay on the market long:

Yes, now your kids can get in bukkake fights in your own back yard.

What's the best part of having a dog?  The companionship?  No, it's the drool.  Here's a toy dog that'll give you the drool you've been missing in your stuffed animals:

Finally, for birthdays, can the jumpy castle.  What could be better than your kids sliding out of a giant, diseased penis?  That's right, nothing. 

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