After watching the first two episodes of American Idol I can already tell that is going to fail.  This is for a variety of reasons, other than the fact that Ryan Seacrest is a fag.

1. Kara - however you say her name - thinks she is the next Simon Cowell http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80500405/

I mean she does have a pretty hott face, she looks like Elaine from Seinfeld. But did you see her arms?  Dang, talk about loose skin.  She should work out!  Did anyone hear her sing - Bikini Girl was way better!  Not to mention a lot better looking too (minus the dimple in her stomach).

2.  They barely showed any auditions!!  In each two hour episode we probably got 10 actual auditions.  I know this year they want to show a nicer side, but I don't need everyones backround stories!  They don't make me feel anymore sorry for them.  Did anyone see the black girl with three kids?  She was 23 years old!!!  I don't feel sorry for her, she is a slob and should be taking care of her kids instead of trying to live a dream world.  Let's be honest she is fat and ugly - she has no chance on being the next American Idol. 

3.  There aren't enough hot girls.  So far I have just seen Bikini Girl and some girl with nice boobs.  Every other one looks like a troll!  Ugly girls automatically get eliminated, so why waste our time!?

4.  I hope this rant doesn't make me gay