Confucius say ~ He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers.

I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little must have a really huge dick.

The next best thing to going commando oneself is to live in a circle of those who go commando.

Wisdom is not a product of getting laid, but of the lifelong attempts to get laid.

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to be a pervert.

Make a man a fire, and he will stay warm for a day, Set a man on fire, and he will be hot for the rest of his life.