Just got home from my remediation date with girlfriend #3. I think at this point, she can be considered my primary girlfriend so I'll start referring her to as just "girlfriend". I'm still going to go out with girlfriend #2 for now. I think I'm done with girlfriend #1, the 6'3" German girl. She was cool. She was fun. But she was into Astrology, kept on trying to psychoanalyze me, and the accent stopped being a turn on.

For those of you keeping up, Friday I had to bail on my girlfriend due to child care issues. Just when things were getting hot and heavy, I had to put the brakes on and pick up my children from their grandmother's house.

Unexpectantly, troll-wife volunteered to have my son spend the night with her tonight (Sunday). My daughter is old enough to look after herself, as long as I'm not out all night. I took advantage of the opportunity to make plans with girlfriend to make up for the lack of opportunity on Friday.

Troll-wife reneged. She changed her mind about my son spending the night with her after promising him that he could. She was still going to take him out, but I had to pick him up on my way home. I was pissed. She lays this shit on me when she shows up late to pick him up, when I'm on my way out the door. I'm expecting to come home after 11:00 pm.

"Can you pick him up early? Like at 8:30?"

"No."

I met girlfriend at a local, Vegas style pub next to her condo. We had a few drinks and then she invited me to her condo for "coffee".

Now I know there's a lot of unwarrented bravado and bullshitting on the internet. You can't really believe anything that you read here. I assume everybody is Neko or LORD INFAMOUS when they're posting about personal shit here. That being said, I'm used to being the one who rocks other people's world sexually.

It's really not that hard. You have to pay attention. You have to have good habits. You have to know your anatomy. You have to be motivated. That's really all there is to it.

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Not a problem. It's probably associated with how you masturbate. Your duration during sex is going to be a lot like your duration during masturbation. If you're going to jerk it, take your time. Remember, you're practicing.

Your ability to keep from unexpected ejaculation is related to your physiology. You can excercise a muscle that will aid in your control. Women have a PC muscle. You do to... kind of. You can do an isometric excercise that will help a lot. Squeeze like you're trying to cut off a stream of urine. Now do that 100 or so times a day. Mostly, people won't even know you're doing it. I do it when I'm driving. This will help you maintain an erection and delay your ejaculation when it's not time.

Most people aren't as good at oral as they think they are. I've seen polls that suggest that 1/3 men have no idea where the clitoris is. Don't be that guy. Most women need attention there to have an orgasm. Some women never do have orgasms without direct attention to it. Even if you do know where it is and don't have a problem giving oral, you might not understand the necessary escalation involved. Don't dig right in to the clitoris. A direct attack might be too much at first. This does not set the stage properly for success in the sexual act.

You're not in a race. Start off slowly and pay attention to the entire area of the naughty bits. When I start, I give the naughty bits and the clitoris kisses just like it was a mouth. In kiss escalation, you ought to start out with light kissing, then with a partly open mouth, and finally get the tongue involved more fully. Do the same with the naughty bits.

When you're actually involved in intercourse, pay attention. Some women can't have an orgasm during regular penetration at all. With others, it might take some work. Pay attention to what's working and what isn't. Don't be afraid to let her get on top, especially when you're in a sitting position.

I'm used to playing a woman's body like a banjo. I used to dishing out the pleasure and receiving my own fair share in the process. I've said in the past, accurately, that I am Godzilla and a particular woman is Tokyo. Tonight, while dominating Tokyo, I found Gigan laying in wait:

To say things worked well together is an understatement. I was over an hour late picking up my son: Fuck you, troll-wife, you said you were going to have him spend the night anyway, fucking renegger.

When I left her condo, I felt like I was drunk. I was shakey legged and weaving on my way to the car. I was in top form and she was totally my equal. She was intent on taking pleasure and doling it out in equal measure. If sex was a contest, I'd say she fought me to a draw.

She could easily write the female analog to the sex tips above. There's some things that happened that I'm not sure I could give an accurate description of. This all happened a couple hours ago and I'm totally ready to try my luck again.

I can't wait to see her again.