I know times are tough, guys, but a student at the University of Missouri - Columbia says he's so desperate for cash he's willing to let a complete stranger kick him in the nads. What the?
"This auction is your opportunity to kick me in my nuts as hard as you can so that I can pay for my college," he posted on eBay. "I will come and meet you anywhere in the United States, and you can kick me in the nuts as hard as you want with your leg and video tape it. If you would like any additional information send me a message through e-bay. Happy Bidding!...and remember this is for a good cause."
Has he never been hit in the groin before? It hurts!
Anyway, the Business and Economics major has started the bidding at $80,000. So far no one has taken him up on his offer. I know a few guys who'll let you do it for free...