You Crochity Woman
his sister, asleep on the couch just 5 minutes before pokes her face up, bed head and all with this disgruntled look on her face. then out comes momma bear just in time to witness my boyfriends stiffled yells. "baxter, its ok! its just me, its ok. its ok! its ok! SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG!" he might as well have scuffed the pope's pumas.
"RYAN HE IS JUST PROTECTING HIS HOUSE! YOU TWO PROBABLY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM THE WAY YOU CAME BARRELING THROUGH THE DOOR! I COULD HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY IN MY ROOM! YOU WOKE ME OUT OF A DEAD SLEEP! YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN SLEEP AT HER OWN HOUSE TONIGHT!" bla bla wah wah..whatever generic crap moms like to spew.
apparently the sound of a key slipping through a lock at 2am is equivalent to that of a small atomic bomb. but the sound of me slipping through a window and screwing her son from two doors down? nothing.
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