You don't have to read this.

I'll admit it.  I'm totally guilty of what I'm about to criticize, but hear me out.  There used to be a time where I wrote a blog almost on a daily basis.  An active Ebaumer if you will. But lately I've been lurking in the shadows making the odd appearance when I have time off of work.   Some people remember me, but to those who don't also won't remember a rather long lasting troll feud I had with Neko, or Shylilfucktard or whatever it goes by these days.  Since my disappearance there has been an unspoken truce between us, and I'm sure this blog may interfere with that to some degree.  It's been said before, but I'll refresh things for those less familiar. 

Neko isn't going anywhere.... not even to her new site that she's blatantly recruiting for.  She or he, or whatever you people like to accuse her of, is too motivated by success, no matter how petty or unwarranted.  She finds a sense of achievement in any and all attention.  Every acknowledgment she receives or creates for herself is a boost to her ego.  Which is why, despite the overwhelming hate, she continues to frequent this website on a daily basis, and plays her little games.  The more of a rise out of someone she gets, the more superior she feels.   Yes it's wrong for her to be this way, but it cannot and will not be altered.  Any and all attempts are not only a waste of time and energy, it's actually counter productive. 
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that she will definitely read this, and will in some way try her best to milk every ounce of attention she can get out of it.  Or maybe she won't, because I've already called her on it before the blog is even finished.  Either way, she loves this blog, and yes I realize that. 
I wrote this because, even though some of the insults directed at her were witty, creative, and outright hilarious, I can't help but be reminded of the fruitless attempts I've made in the past.  It's like watching an 8 year old acting all tough because he was the first of his friends to start saying swear words, only to remember how bad-ass swearing was when I was a kid.  Now that I'm older, swearing isn't a big deal, and neither is Neko.  I feel like a hypocrite here, writing an entire obsessive blog about someone I claim to not give a shit about.   I guess I'm just in an informative mood this morning. 
But, you know, if you really do hate her, and think she should stop blogging, your best bet is to pretend she doesn't exist.  It's easier, and more logical than trying to convince yourself that, somewhere, deep down inside, she actually cares.  I think it's pretty safe to say that the turmoil between myself and Neko has been one of the most explosive and exhausted troll fests between her and anyone else to date.  Even if she does actually give a shit about what you or anyone else says, I've come to terms with the fact that she will never give up, especially as long as she can find someone to disagree with.   She doesn't need praise, she's manufactured that for herself, and all she wants is the attention to match.    
I can't tell you not to give her the views and comments she's after, I only hope that you realize what you're doing.... a philosophy that has already been adapted by most who have reluctantly shared this blog section with her over the years.  
Uploaded 01/23/2013
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