according to this study published by oregon university, Having a child doubles your carbon footprint. Doubles it. and that's if your recycle like a beast.

http://oregonstate.edu/ua/ncs/archives/2009/jul/family-planning-major-environmental-emphasis

That's right. You could drive an army of suvs and deoderize yourself with aerosol cans and you won't damage the environment as much as when you have a kid. If you see one of these dickhead hypocrite couples who drive the hyrbrid car but have unleashed three more humans from thier loins, now you know where to direct your hatred.

the real threat to the earth is breeding, I knew it all along.