A Boy's Life

THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER recorded that Brandon Simms was the first millennium baby born in his tiny southern town, at 12:50 a.m. He weighed eight pounds, two ounces and, as his mother, Tina, later wrote to him in his baby book, had a darlin little face that told me right away you were innocent. Tina saved the white knit hat with the powder-blue ribbon t

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