Everything hurts and what doesnt hurt, doesnt work. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. It takes twice as long to look half as good. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, Did I wake you?
Submitted By: CoolCrazyStuff
Date Added: 30 weeks ago
Featured: 30 weeks ago
Category: Entertainment
Tags: humor funny laugh cool fun
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