10 things that took 50 years to learn

1. never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and laxatives on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between a hobby and a mental illness
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. you should not confuse youre career with youre life
6. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it way to seriously
7. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who is willing to take command. most of the time, they are insane
8. never lick a steak knife
9. the most powerful force in the universe is gossip
10. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, race, or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we all believe we are above average drivers.
Uploaded 05/14/2008
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