Two fags are walking down the beach when they stumble across a magic lamp. One of the fags picks up the lamp and rubs it. A genie comes out and notices the two men are queers..... this upsets the genie and he decides to grant them only 1 wish. So the two men look at each and decide their wish and whisper it into the genies ear.... Genie says "come 12 midnight your wish will come true".

Excited the two men wait until 12 midnight for their wish to come true..... at exactly 12 midnight they hear a knocking at the door.... one the men confused walks to the door and opens it, standing there was a KKK member in his robes holding noose, and he said "So i heard you gentlemen want to be hung like a black man".