A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed
sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we
don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how
to spell ' Mississippi '.'

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