a man arrived at home and told his teenage son he wanted to take him out for dinner.
"but, dad," the boy protested, "we can't afford to eat out. you just got laid off."
"don't worry, the father replied. "i made some extea money by donating to the sperm bank."
"Really?" the son said in suprise. "how much did you make?"
"$50 a visit," the dad answered.
"HOLY SHIT!" the son exclaimed. "i have a towel in my bathroom worth about $20,000"