so three boys are outside shooting birds with their bb gun and the mom sees and yells at them and takes the gun and bb's away, she puts the gun in the closet and the bb's in the cabinet..One day she is baking a cake and and the cabinet with the bb's is open and the dog gets on the counter and knock them over in the cake mix..Mom not seeing this continues to make the cake, each boy got a slice later that day...first boy comes back and says "Mom i was peeing and a bb came out". Mom was like well did it hurt..kids says no.....second boy comes back and says the same thing, so mom goes and looks and was like oo crap...Last boy comes and goes mom! mom!...she goes i already know you were peeing and a bb came out......He replies

"No, i was jacking off behind the barn and i shot the family dog!"