A 3 foot midget walks into the bar, orders a shot and a beer. He asks the bartender "Who is the baddest Motherfucker in here"

The bartender replies, " Thats slim over there shooting pool" the 3 foot midget slams the shot and chugs the beer.
The midget walks over to slim, grabs a pool cue, breaks it over slims knees, and kicks him in the face. Slim is knocked out, and the midget leaves.

The next day the 3 foot midget walks into the bar and orders a shot and a beer. He then asks the bartender "Who is the baddest Motherfucker in here now"

The bartender replies, " That would be big John over there dealing stud. He slams the shot and chugs the beer. The 3 foot midget gets up grabs the chair from underneath big John and slams it over his head. Big John is knocked out and the midget leaves.

The bartender grows tired of this and tells the bar owner that the midget is driving away business. The owner comes up with a plan. "I have a friend t