There were 3 men standing at the gates of heaven.

Peter said the only way they could get into heaven is if they could go into the other room and kill their wife.

The first man went in and came out crying saying "i couldnt do it, i just couldnt do it"
So he wasnt allowed into heaven

The second man went in and came out saying " i cant do, i love her too much"
So he wasnt allowed into heaven.

The third man went in. The men outside and Peter heard a couple of shots fired, then a scuffle, then silence.
The third man came out and said,
"Those were fucking blanks i had to strangle the bitch"