one day 3 girls went to the church to become nuns, the head nun said that they would have to sin, ask for forgiveness, and then drink from the holy water to become a nun. the next day they came back and the nun asked the first girl, what was your sin? the girl said, i stole a purse. the nun said ok, you may drink from the holy water. the 3rd girl starts laughing, so the nun asks her, what's so funny? nothing, nothing, the girl replies. so the nun asks the 2nd girl what her sin was. i hit someones car with a bat. ok, you may drink from the holy water. by now the 3rd girl is cracking up laughing, so the nun asks her...ok, what's so funny!?!?!? the girl replies...i pissed in the holy water!