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3 people on a plane

On a plane are a priest, a librarian, and a soldier. The plane is about crash so the preist drops a bible and says "I want the world to learn about God.", the librarian drops a bunch of books and says "I want the world to read.", the soldier drops a grenade and says "That was for the hell of it.".
The plane lands safely and the preist sees a little girl crying and asks why. She replys "Well I was playing jump rope and a book hit me in the head".

The librarian sees a little girl crying and asks why. The girl replys "I was playing hop skotch and a bunch of books hit me in the head".

The soldier sees a little boy laughing and asks why. The boy replys "I farted and the house behind me exploded!"
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Uploaded 01/03/2009
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