1.Attempt to initate theological debate with toll booth attendant.
2.Pull up next to limo and ask for a)Grey Poupon b)French's mustard c)Fonzie.
3.Let leash and roadkill dangle from your car.
4.Wave at people often with a smile, when they wave back, give angry look and flip the finger.
5.Ask passengers if they mind some music, insert tape recording of various sexual encounters, homeless people saying "silver dollar-sized nipples, or repeated monotone,"God has failed...."