A Collection Of The Most Offensive Jokes

Q. What is the world's biggest oxymoron.

A. Black People


Q. What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both leave little kid's bedrooms with empty sacks


Q. What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

A. Gangrape


Q. What is the difference between Jews and Santa

A. Santa goes DOWN the chimney


Q. Why does Jesus hate M&Ms

A. They keep falling through the holes in his hands


Q. Why do black people only have nightmares

A. We shot the only one that had a dream


Q. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus

A. It only takes one nail to put up the picture.


Q. What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler.

A. Phelps can finish a race


Q: How do you keep a Jew out of a canoe?

A: With chips.


Q. Why do Ethiopian kids give the best head

A. You KNOW they will swallow


Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

A: Disney films can still touch kids.


Q Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

A To remind black people they were picking cotton before they were selling drugs.


Q. What do black people and monkeys have in common?

A. They all eventually end up swinging from trees


Q: Why do Police dogs lick their asses?

A: To get the taste of ni**er out of their mouths

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Uploaded 07/29/2009
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