A construction worker is working overtime when he finds a magic lamp under some dirt. After rubbing it, out comes an extremely beautiful, curvy genie. She says that she will grant one wish and one wish only. Naturally, he wanted to have sex with her all night, but he noticed that she was just smoke from the waist down, so he had a better wish. POOF!

The next day, an employee noticed that the mans hard hat easily rested on his shoulders as if his skull has shrunken. The man told his friend the entire story about the genie.

"Oh that sucks man, what did you wish for?"

"Not much, just asked her to give me a little head."