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A Gift For Her

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.

This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me
because she got a diamond ring.
"
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.

This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet.
"
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator.
This way, if she doesn't like
the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
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Uploaded 09/24/2008
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