Baby it's Cold Outside
so don't let my Bells Jingle.
Let me play in your Winter Wonderland.
Make me a happy Kringle.
Just as Feliz Navidad is the spicy way
to say 'Merry Christmas to You';
In a Christmas Carol I'll be a Dickens...
Let's hurry up and Scrooge.
Believe me when I tell you
my Snowman isn't so Frosty.
You'll rub your eyes in a big surprise
'cause this Dominick's hung like a Donkey.
It's not just A Christmas Story.
It's A Wonderful Life, you'll see.
When I give you my Greatest Gift
on the floor underneath the tree.
There will be a-panting and a-moaning.
Sure won't be a Silent Night.
But one thing's for sure, darling.
I'll make your Christmas White.
Oh, Santa will be Coming.
There'll be more than a Nose that's Red.
And I promise by Holly and Ivy
that I'll put a cap on my head.
So just as a girl with huge Halls
for sure needs a really big Deck,
the real Miracle on 34th Street
is getting a hooker to take a check.