A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are sitting at a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me a bottle of Vodka!"
The bartender hands him the bottle, he takes a drink, throws it in the air and shoots it. He says, "In my country we have so much vodka, it don't matter if we shoot it or not!"

The Mexican tells the bartender "Give me a bottle of your tequila."
The bartender gives him the bottle, he takes a drink, throws it in the air and shoots it. He says, "In my country we have so much tequila, it don't matter if you shoot it or not!"

The Texan says, "Hey bartender, give me a bud light!"
The bartender hands him the beer. The Texan takes a drink, then shoots the Mexican.