1. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.

5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 6. What do you call a chav who worships the devil? WicKeD

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. Why did the chav cross the road? to start a fight a fight with a stranger with no reason.

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.

12. Why do chavettes wear high heels? To keep there earings of the ground.

13. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? nanna. 14. What do you call a Chav with 4 GCSEs? A liar.

15. What do you call a chav at college? the cleaner. 17. What do you call a chav in a suit? the defendant

18. Why did the chav take a shower? he left the window of his nova open in the car wash.

19. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.